[ENG] Captain GerBear (Bigfingers) – Fantasy Football Locker Stalker

You play as a creepy guy who sneaks around in the locker room of the “Vegas Jacks.” You must hide in the lockers and snap photos of guys dressing, undressing, and showering. If you escape undetected, your photos are saved and you can view them at your leisure. The game is quite difficult, and it will take some time to understand the game’s flow.

Sneaking Around

You’ll spend the majority of the game sneaking around and hiding in lockers. You simply tap [UP] to enter the locker you are standing in front of. Take note of the player’s name, as each person who enters into the locker room will have a distinct grunt. If you take the time to memorize each player’s voice, you can avoid failing on your initial attempt.

Unlike the stalker, the football players do not have a sprite on the screen. Their presence is indicated by a shadow. When a player is dressing or undressing, their shadow will stand in front of their locker at the lower edge of the screen.

Snapping Photos

To snap a picture, you must enter a locker up to two lockers away from the player’s position. Click on the “…. is dressing” text at the bottom of the screen to snap a picture of that player. Focus the camera with the keyboard arrow keys and use your mouse to aim the camera so that the player’s body is clearly visible. The photos you take of each player is graded and will be used to unlock bonus comics once you complete the entire game.

Tip: While a player is dressing or undressing, you can sneak past them.
Tip: If a player is entering the locker room, always assume they can see you around the corner.
Tip: Every time a player starts or completes an action, they will make their distinct grunting noise.
Tip: If you happen to be in a locker a player is about to enter, you may be able to get out undetected if you quickly escape and head to the next locker, this doesn’t work all the time though.


When a player undresses, they will leave their jockstrap on the floor and head to the shower. The shower stalls are the easiest place to snap photos since no one will ever open these doors. Don’t think that you can stay here throughout the entire game because your “Nerve” bar at the top of the screen decays as time passes by.


When your Nerve bar runs low, you’ll start shaking as you try to take photos. The only way to refill this bar is to sniff a player’s jock strap. When you spot one, press [DOWN] and stay completely still and the bar will regenerate over time.

Tip: If your nerve bar runs out, you won’t get any achievements for that playthrough.


For every player on the roster, you must snap 3 photos of them, one as they are dressing, one undressing, and one in the shower. You do not have to do this all in one playthrough, each photo you take is saved and you can focus on any of the missing shots in a later run.


The game comes with a list of achievements you can unlock to see bonus artwork and comics. When you complete them all you’ll see other hidden comics to complete their stories.

Achievement List

Chickened Out! Leave the room before any Jacks enter.
Good Run! Leave the room after 5 Jacks have left.
Overtime! Leave the room after 10 Jacks have left.
Last Man Standing! Leave the room after all 21 Jacks have left.
Close Quarters! See three Jacks in the shower at once.
Gentle Judgement! Get caught by Roy-Grant after stealing his Jock on the same run.
My Favorite Pair! Collect 5 of Clyde’s Jocks.
I was just leaving! Get caught by the first Jack that enters the room.
Biding my time! Skip 10 games without entering the locker room.
Prime Specimens! Escape the room with both MVPs Jocks
Number One Fan! Collect at least one Jock and three A-Ranked photos of each Jack.

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The file is quite large and it will take time to load if you play it from the browser, so it is recommended that the file is downloaded first and then play it directly from your computer instead. This also allows all the audio files to be loaded.
When you unzip Fantasy Football Locker Stalker, you should have 3 folders, and a single swf titled “FFLS_CORE.swf”. Make sure these folders remain intact, or sound effects and music will not be loaded correctly.
You can run Fantasy Football Locker Stalker in a dedicated SWF player or in your web browser. Be sure to right-click and in the flash player settings, allow Fantasy Football Locker Stalker to “Store an unlimited amount of Data” or your save games may not be correctly saved.
You can delete your save file by using the “Destroy Camera” button on the bottom, and holding it down until the bar charges.
Happy snapping!